Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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