I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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