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(561): View more from Florida

This dress was meant to end up on your floor

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(970): View more from Colorado

in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...

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(239): View more from Florida

they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.

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(727): View more from Florida

Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇

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