I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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