someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
