whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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