we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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