at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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