Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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