I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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