the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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