Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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