Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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