I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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