I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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