ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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