Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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