yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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