well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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