Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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