She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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