Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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