you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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