Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
