Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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