i barfeds in our rink
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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