ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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Goodbee
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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