isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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