did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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