the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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