I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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