Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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