No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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