So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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