I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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