the day after is always just damage control
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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