I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
