Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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