i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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