Well apparently he's into motor boating.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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