dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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