Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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