I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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