...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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