Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He passed out mid-signature
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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