i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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