I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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