We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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