What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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