In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
someone owes me an orgasm
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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