I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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