I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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