The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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