i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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