i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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