Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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