I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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