I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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