"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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