Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
A+ Viking dick
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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