is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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