Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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