she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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